01 · EGGS · $2.19
A dozen eggs
Grade-A, the national average. The breakfast index.
Pick → Pair → Launch
Launch against anything.
Every launchpad prices your coin in HYPE. Weirded prices it in eggs, GPUs or Labubus — twelve real things, each with its own token on Elysium.
EGGS$2.19 / dozen
Why Weirded
Every coin on a launchpad is priced in HYPE, so every chart is mostly a chart of HYPE. Weirded swaps that side for something people actually argue about. A dozen eggs. An hour on an H100. A Labubu blind box. The pair stops being a denominator and starts being an opinion.
Twelve reference tokens, one per thing, each minted with HYPE and redeemable for it. Launch any coin against any of them, from your own wallet, on Elysium.
How it works
01Pick the thing.
02Name the coin.
03Launch it.
EGGS · $2.19 · one dozen
YOLK
New coin · against EGGS
NameYolk
Supply1,000,000,000
Creator5% · 30 days
SEED0.1 HYPE
Minted3.46 EGGS
- Ticker free
- Vest own contract
- Quote EGGS, not HYPE
YOLK / EGGS · live
0.0₈364
EGGS per YOLKElysium mainnet
- Pool950M YOLK + 3.46 EGGS
- Swap fee0.30%, stays in the pool
- Creator vest30 days, linear
- Ownernone
Eggs, GPUs, sneakers, a hotel night. Every thing on Weirded has one canonical token on Elysium, minted with HYPE at its reference price.
Name, ticker, supply. Keep up to 20% for yourself — it vests over thirty days in its own contract, so it can’t be dumped at the open.
One transaction from your wallet deploys the coin, its pool and your vest. It opens against the thing, not against HYPE.
01 / 03
The twelve
Everything has a price. Now it has a pair.
02 · LABUBU · $87.40
A blind box
What the resale market pays for one, unopened.
03 · GPU · $2.06
An H100 hour
The going rate to rent the chip everyone wants.
04 · SNKRS · $312.55
Hyped sneakers
One index point of a sneaker resale composite.
05 · POKE · $148.20
A graded card
One point of a slabbed trading-card index.
And seven more
weird things.
Loo roll · coffee · iPhones · hotel nights · RAM · .ai domains · NAND chips
See all twelveObjects are illustrations of what each reference tracks. Weirded is not affiliated with any brand or product.
Why a thing, not HYPE
Not a denominator. A statement.
A pair against HYPE says nothing about your coin. A pair against eggs says exactly what you think it’s worth. Four things make that hold up.
01One thing, one token
Canonical
Every coin against eggs shares the same EGGS token, so two egg coins are directly comparable — which two HYPE pools never are.
02Mint and redeem
Backed
Each reference token is minted with HYPE and redeems for HYPE in any block. Nothing to trust but the contract.
03Thirty days
Vested
Creators keep at most 20%, released linearly over thirty days by a contract of its own. No unlock at the open.
04Fixed at construction
Ownerless
The launchpad has no owner, no admin and no pause switch. Once it’s on Elysium, nobody can change it — including us.
The twelve
What would you launch against?
0pairs live against what you picked
Pick a few. The number is read from the launchpad on Elysium, right now.
Launch a coinReading a pair
Priced in eggs. Dollars are derived.
YOLK / EGGS
pair price
1 YOLK0.0₈364 EGGS
QUOTED INEGGS
The pair price
What one coin costs, in units of the thing. This is the number the pair exists to express.
In dollarsderived
pair price × reference price
0.0₈364 × $2.19$0.0₈797
The dollar price
Worked out from both sides, never stored. It moves when either one does.
Market cap
Price$0.0₈797
Supply1B
Cap$7.97
The market cap
Dollar price × supply. A 0.1 HYPE seed opens small on purpose — and a coin can rise against eggs while falling in dollars. That’s information, not an error.
The creator’s share
Thirty days, not a dump.
Day 0
The coin opens. The creator’s share sits in its own vest contract — nothing unlocked.
Day 15
Half has vested. The creator can claim it, like a salary.
Day 30
Fully vested, every claim visible on Elysium.
Under the hood
Every pair is on Elysium.
No database of pairs. The ledger on the right is read from the launchpad contract on Elysium mainnet — Hyperliquid’s L2 — every time you load this page.
Connect a wallet.
MetaMask, Rabby or any EVM wallet. The app adds Elysium (chain 99901) for you. Gas is paid in HYPE, bridged from HyperEVM.
Mint the thing.
Send HYPE to a reference token and get units of the thing back at its fixed rate. Redeem them for HYPE whenever you like.
EGGS.mint{ value: 0.1 HYPE } → 3.46 EGGSLaunch.
One call deploys your coin, its pool against the reference and your vest. The opening price is simply your seed divided by the coins in the pool.
pad.launch("Yolk", "YOLK", 1e9, EGGS, 500, seed)Trade.
A constant-product pool, coin against thing. The 0.30% fee stays in the pool. Nobody takes a cut.
pool.swap(refIn, amountIn, minOut)Anyone can check it.
Every pair, price, reserve and vest is a public read on the contract. The ledger on the right is live.
pad.allPairs()
Plainly
Not a peg. Not a promise.
What it isn’t
- A live price feed
- A claim on real eggs
- A token you have to buy
- Something we can switch off
What it is
- Twelve tokens backed by HYPE
- Launched from your own wallet
- Ownerless, fixed at construction
- Recorded on Elysium, in the open
Reference levels are seeded from public indexes and fixed when the tokens are deployed, at the HYPE price of that day. So today COIN / EGGS moves like COIN / HYPE scaled to a dozen eggs. A live feed comes when HyperCore prices reach Elysium, and this page will say so when it does.
In numbers
Small, on purpose.
0.30%
swap fee, left in the pool
30
days for a creator’s share to vest
20%
the most a creator can keep
Launch a coin
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Questions
Simply put.
Is this a joke?
The names are. The contracts aren’t. Every pair is a real pool on Elysium mainnet and every coin is a real token with a real vest.
What do I need?
An EVM wallet and a little HYPE on Elysium — for gas, and to mint the reference you seed your pool with. The app mints it for you in the same flow: HYPE in, EGGS out.
Can the creator dump on me?
Not at the open. The creator’s share is capped at 20% and released linearly over thirty days by its own contract. What has vested they can sell, like anyone else.
Where do the prices come from?
Each level is seeded from a published index — retail egg prices, H100 rental rates, sneaker resale composites — and fixed in the token at deploy. The references page lists every source and unit.
Why Elysium?
It’s Hyperliquid’s L2: EVM, HYPE for gas, and HyperCore prices on the way — which is exactly what a live feed for weird things needs.
Who runs it?
Nobody can. The launchpad has no owner, no admin and no pause switch. We built the site; the contracts don’t need it.
HYPE is boring.Pick something weird.